watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
text tricks; click the <html> button in the corner
<small> makes things smaller. the more <small> you use, the smaller it gets.
<big> same applies with big
<sup> makes things go up up up up
<sub> makes things go down down down down
<u> makes …
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
How many brothers do you have
Up is down.
#every single assignment sheet ever
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
me at a job interview
You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard
The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Springwatch - BBC)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking awesome this is?
These eggs no doubt started out like all other avian eggs, but they had the problem of rolling off the cliffs. The eggs that were slightly more oblong tended to roll off the cliffs less, and thus the genes contained in those eggs lived to be passed on. Fast forward a few million years, and BAM tight-circle eggs.
Naturally selected for your viewing pleasure.
Natural selection is a beautiful thing
I think you mean natural sel-EGG-tion.
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
That’s the cutest thing I ever did see
every time I see this it gets reblogged
this freaked me out cause patrick got serious